Tiger Tank

The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.

Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED

by Have I told you the story of E September 19, 2022

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Tiger Stripes

Skid marks in your underwear

The old cotton poo trail

Mom's favorite chocolate laundry treasure.

KYLE, you need to lay off the monster. It's making your butthole loose. You left tiger stripes on your panties again.

by somepurplepanda October 8, 2022

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Tiger By The Tail

1. An idiom referring to a situation where you're screwed no matter what you do; if you're literally holding a tiger by the tail, it won't attack you - until you let go of its tail. But you have to let go in order to run from it, and it WILL chase you down.
2. A song by country singer "Buck" Owens. Arguably his signature song.

I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see
I won't be much when you get through with me
Well, I'm losing weight and turning mighty pale
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

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Tiger Puppet

A inspiration of shark puppet who screams, curses, & appears to like water. It can sometimes talk in a British accent, over 10,000 people seen it. To be honest, they are starting to be better than Shark Puppet.

A Fan of Tiger Puppet: OH BOY I AM GONNA WATCH TIGER PUPPET! Tiger Puppet: YEAH! IM TIGER PUPPET AND I LIKE WATER! “WOTAH”

by Randomurbanidiot December 26, 2021

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