Sexual act with the cremated remains of an ex-lover where you spit in the urn, get the ashes in your hand, jerk 2 strokes, jizz in the ashes, and cry out “aaaand there’s your receipt”
On the anniversary of his ex-girlfriend overdosing on heroin Tyler broke into her parents' trailer, took the urn containing her ashes off the bookshelf full of NASCAR memorabilia and gave her an Ellensburg Two Stroke for old times sake.
by SteveLaurent May 05, 2019
When a female and male are communicating via text messaging and the female replies with two words or less, the male may not respond. Only exception is if the female is asking a question that consists of only two words. Also, smiley faces count as one word.
Male to another Male: I really want to text Sarah back but I can't because of the two word rule.
examples of two word rule in use include:
Male: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Female: Nothing much.
Male: How are you?
Female: Good.
examples of two word rule in use include:
Male: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Female: Nothing much.
Male: How are you?
Female: Good.
by buckfuddy3 December 23, 2010
The occurance of ordering so much take out that you are given two forks because they think the order is for two.
I ordered take-out for dinner last night and they they gave me a two fork meal. I ordered so much they thought it was for two people!!!
by MJSch October 13, 2009
A Teddy Two-Step is when a male and female partake in sexual intercourse and the male ejaculates his load into the woman's vagina. Immediately after the photo finish the female uses a paint stick to suck the seamen out of her and shoots the load into the males ass.
by Teduardo Sanchez March 21, 2011
Molly was so ugly I had to go with the Texas Two Sac so I asked her "paper or plastic" and threw a bag on Molly's head and one on myself as well so as to eliminate any possibility of seeing face.
by MrFurly October 04, 2007
The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.
by Paddo83 May 23, 2012
Tossing a 20 cent piece on a fine girls ass then having all you mates shoot their loads on the ass to see who gets closest
As the boys came over last friday night to play cards we suggested to our flatmate Penny to partake in a game of Two Bob Lob she accepted winner got the pussy.
by Lob Bobber October 24, 2010