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Max thing is a thing no one else would do except maxgo123
Max: Imma add Kash time to urban dictionary

Kash: Seems like a Max thing to do

Nervo: Yep, its not really surprising if he does
by ThyNervo November 6, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
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Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Eve ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜’

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐Ÿ˜’

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐Ÿ˜Š

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐Ÿ˜’ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve ๐Ÿ˜ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." ๐Ÿ˜•

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐Ÿซด ๐Ÿ
Eve ๐Ÿ˜• "......." *takes bite* ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" ๐Ÿซณ "......" ๐Ÿ˜ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐Ÿคท
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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sure thing

Your Sure Thing/ Sure Person;
someone you are 100% sure you were meant to become friends with and have in your life forever. No Matter What. like a definite/for sure/ permanent person or thing

From the song Sure Thing by Miguel
girl 1: i feel like we were destined to be friends

girl 2: i think weโ€™re supposed to be in each otherโ€™s lives

girl 1: youโ€™re like my definite person

girl 2. youโ€™re like my Sure Thing
by girlwithacrush November 22, 2020
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things be ways

a pretty self-explanatory phrase, going off of it be like that sometimes, things be ways describes an occurrence in life that just happens.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? apparently he committed tax fraud"
"Things be ways man"

"it be like that don't it?"
"things be ways don't they?"
by tubing December 3, 2019
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