sliding

When something makes you so horny that you're so wet that you slide off your seat or whatever surface you are sitting on. Similar to a snail trail but more like a waterfall of cum gushing out of your cooch.

"Jake Sully is so fucking hot. Thinking about his big blue cock makes me slide off the couch."

"Did you watch that video compilation of Hailee Steinfeld in Pitch Perfect? I'm literally sliding out my door, down the hall, and out the window."

by rachelsennotstits November 4, 2023

lane slide

To change multiple lanes at once and cause problems in the process.

also known as: lane sliding.

Person 1: Do you see that car ahead?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't believe he is trying to lane slide.
Person 1: OMG, he just forced that car to brake causing a car to hit them!
Person 2: Lane sliding should be prohibited..

by Anonymous11010111 August 15, 2017

slide leak

if your friend says this, they have a uti

ass long slide leak

by crungle August 28, 2023

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019

Detroit Mud Slide

The act of defecting down a partners face and then giving them head, while eating your own feces.

Let me give you a Detroit Mud Slide tonight. 🤭🤭

by nendnsnnsnsmoasisujshqywuidnen July 13, 2025

Lucifer's Slide

A homeless person's mattress that non-homeless use to have sex on especially during a woman's period or messy anal so to leave a slippery mess on the mattress.

The other night Stacey was ready to go even though it was her time of the month. We went into the homeless camp and made a Lucifer's Slide on some hobos bed.

by Lucifer Ghi October 6, 2023

The Two Cheek Slide

How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.

If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!

by magicjesse February 3, 2023