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spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016
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Hook-em Head

Chicks definition... It's the first time you suck a guy's dick when you want to make sure that he is not going anywhere.

Guy definition... The first blow job you get from a chick that you tell your friends about, but don't even realize she just made sure you wasn't going anywhere.
"Yea girl, that dude mine..i gave him that hook-em head, he ain't going nowhere"

Yoooooo.... This girl just took my soul... She got me hooked....

Damn bro, she got you sprung like that? She got you w the hook-em.head, didn't she?
by Molly Lamer July 18, 2025
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off tha hook

by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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A hook leg

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.
I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.

Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
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mouse the hook

Deactivating the safety latch.

A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works
It is illegal to Mouse the hook in Michigan as per state regulations
by 542561 June 2, 2018
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sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend
yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.
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to hook up large

-to give extra rations to; pay special attention to; to spoil with surpus materials; to be generous; to possibly suck up
to hook up large-
waiter to kitchen staff-
"hey my girlfriend is downstairs, can you hook her up large?"
"Yeah man, we can give her an extra scoop of ice cream or something"
"thanks man"
by Sr Ackwardo February 25, 2010
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