cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven

my dads pp was a cookie boner

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Government cookie

Someone that sucks up to the government

youre a god damn government cookie

by Yeokiddd March 23, 2019

Strange Cookie

A strange cookie is someone who is strange and does weird things.

Genesis: *humming jeopardy music*
Quincy: You are one strange cookie.

by sophieaa March 3, 2020

Pity Cookie

A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.

Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"

Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"

by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012

water-cookies

Water-cookies are frozen water that Is essentially basically ICE, what you put in any beverage to make COLD. WATER-Cookies

yo can me get some water-cookies, my seagrams is getting very warm.

by water cookies November 3, 2013

Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.

"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"

by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023

Cookie dusting

When a girl who hasn’t had sex in a while finally gets some

She went out to a party to see if someone will finally dust her cookies, she wanted a cookie dusting

by The cookie fairy October 29, 2017