Top Shelf

The best possible outcome or an exceptionally good product or action.

Nice backfill tommy that was Top Shelf.

by AIthirteen January 25, 2016

Tip Top

Superb condition/situation

Snatch (2000)
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: sarcastically, as he pulls the caravan door off trying to open it Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.

by Kazan25 March 14, 2016

top bananer

British slang for amazing lads.

You guys are fantastic. Great job! Top bananer!

by Frenezyfucker April 15, 2016

Flirty Top

Me.

I'm a flirty top.

wow did you see him flirting with her? he had a line for everything. he's such a flirty top.

by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019

top voice

The tone of voice that a lesbian or gay person uses who are considered tops. Used when needed to assert authority.

My coworker would not follow my direction, so I used my top voice to relate the seriousness of what I was directing him to do.

by Hotdog Xanasabar July 30, 2019

Top penny

someone who is your top priority and who they will forever be the person who makes u smile when you’re down and brings luck to your sight. also know and a Top Tyra :

A tyra is a shy person when u meet at first but once u get to know them they vv loud and out going. they have a big heart and can make anyone laugh.

she’s my top penny, she’s to special to loose and i’m lucky to have her.

by the loser no one likes July 31, 2019

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019