Funky Monkey

The mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.

After the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.

by Chelc June 18, 2004

Monkey Bite

To bite someone in affection- generally on the neck. Monkey Bites can vary in terms of severity; they could be a huge purple hickey, or just a sweet nip on the neck. Some can leave teeth marks. Some don't.

My boyfriend's into monkey bites, so usually after I leave his place I look like a bear attacked me.

by V For Victoria April 26, 2006

Sloppy Monkey

Tag team 2 girls with the same condom

Johnny sloppy monkeyed Joan later after Gina

by Jamar February 13, 2004

bong monkey

1) Somebody who acts like a little monkey and goes crazy at the sight of the the bong. This person usually likes getting stoned a lot.

2)Somebody who lights the bong for a friend

1)He is a real bong monkey all he talks about is hitting the bong.

2)You wanna be the bong monkey and light this fat bowl of dank for me?

by Darth Blazer January 4, 2008

Porch Monkey

A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters

-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey

by Dago Power September 9, 2010

Seismic Monkey

Commonly used term in the oil industry for a seismic engineer. another wanker who knows how to read books, but can't actually do anything technical. Usually posted as an observer

here comes another seismic monkey, wanker will probably be well suited to work as an observer

by dude_zeon September 24, 2005

northern monkey

a cheeky northern chappie

by Andy April 8, 2003