italian snake

Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!

Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.

by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017

italian chocolate freezie

The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"

"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"

"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."

by acedude69 May 17, 2014

Italian backwash

The act of ejaculating on your partner and then getting some wet or dry pasta and smearing it with your penis

Vito said he's going to get Marcella an Italian Backwash

by Aydyn February 26, 2017

fat italian man

fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen

the fat italian man is fat

by RRREEEEEEEEEEE January 3, 2022

Italian

A nationality that was made up by the government to promote communism.

Person1:Hey did you know that Joe is part Italian.
Person2:Remember Italian's aren't real.
person1:Oh yea.

by The All-knowing Bug. May 23, 2022

Edible Italians

A type of pasta dish, typically using a combination of penne noodles, alfredo sauce, and pepperoni

Oi mate I just had some edible italians at a nice restaurant this morning.

by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023