Happy Hooves

Like camel toe, but WAY bigger, more defined, and seems to smile back at you when you get caught looking at it.

Can overpower any pair of pants regardless of material.

"Holy shit bro, I think her camel toe is smiling at me..."
"She got them happy hooves, brah."

by oldurty June 20, 2020

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Happy Gomez

When you wrap a tortilla around yo dick an she sucks you off

Yo I got that chick maria to give me dome bruh, I wrapped a tortilla round my dick an she gave me a happy gomez

by Three Nine September 18, 2015

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One of the brightest Football talents everyone will ever see, going to captain his home country Malawi one day and carry them to World Cup glory, Happy is constantly getting sent out of class by his Favorite Ems teacher and is always lost

Me : David wheres Happy Jele
David : Outside again

by ANONYMOUS073619 August 24, 2021

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Happy Weedium

A state of having smoked just the right amount of marijuana; enough to pleasantly alter one's mindset, but no too much so as to make one incapacitated.

From the time that I wake to the time the sleep,
My peaks are high and my troughs are deep.
I smoke a spliff, take tokes from a bong.
I'm at happy weedium all day long.

by malfa et paulny May 25, 2013

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happy eight

a phrase similar to, and building upon, your typical 'happy hour'. However, thanks to getting easily captivated by great friends, hearty laughs, strong drinks and good music, 'happy hour' usually extends beyond the standard period of time, usually in late afternoon and early evening, during which a bar or lounge features drinks at reduced prices, and generally carries on well into the wee hours of the morning. Before you know it, you've been celebrating for eight hours......'happy eight'!

It's Friday night, the bar has happy hour from 4-7, but I feel a 'happy eight' in the making.

by JV Parker October 28, 2011

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