grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024

grand slam

n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.

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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.

Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Fapi grande

When you jerk off in a Starbucks.

I stopped by Starbucks for a quick mochachino and a fapi grande.

by Ms Chenandler Bong October 22, 2022

Grand Rapids

Nestled midway Between Chicago and Detroit this city is a ghetto. This is where the other cities export their loons.

Say Hi to all the hobos standing on Martin Luther King Junior Street literally begging for change. The federal Gov'ts plan to let the blacks work at half pace and pay for it with mass inflation is the epidemy of Grand Rapids. They literally increase your rent to subsidize the black caused inflation and it's still out of control.

Hey what's that ghetto over there? It's Grand Rapids!

by Dave Covers January 6, 2024

Grundle grande

The grundle grande is when you run your hand from your grundle to your balls then proceed to slap someone in the face

Man did u hear about Jeff. Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday

by Hdockboy May 30, 2023

Grand Canyoning

After titfucking a busty girl, cum between her tits unexpectedly and let the cum flow down between her tits.
Her tits represent the scenery, and the flow of cum represent river Colorado.

The phrase Grand Canyoning is a verb.

Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."

by DepressedRetarded May 31, 2017

Grandes Mebrus

An extremely powerful person in their field

Nigel is a real Grandes Mebrus in the field of film

by executive1 March 10, 2020