power dad

A dad who's determine to exert his authority as a stronger man to any younger guy especially those engaged in similar activities as said dad to prove he is alpha...but really he looks dumb trying too hard

*People surfing*

Power dad wearing the shorty wetsuit in 55 degree water (cause the cold doesn't bother him, power move one) tries to take every wave (power move two).

by Slasher McGurk July 13, 2017

Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018

Conrad the dad

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018

dad oan

Get on with it

Aye dad oan

by Nlongmuir June 3, 2018

thx dad

When someone does something for you and you thank them but ur gey

Tim: k here’s ur phone
Jim: thx dad

by Imjustsomeguy21 June 8, 2018

berrywtf dad

Hyper is berrywtf dad. Hyper is a very sexy man.

Hyper gave birth to berry by nailing his mother this meaning he is berrywtf dad.

by InsertHyper May 27, 2021

Dad Bod

When a young bro-ey dude packs on epic amounts of fat in his midsection but has toned arms, legs, and chest, leading to a corpulent round belly that protrudes out into the shape of a basketball, wobbling tightly against his tank top.

Brad: Ever since Ryan got that job at Fat Burger's he's fattened up! Must have put on 150 lbs in a year. He's really let himself go.
Mike: Yeah, that rounded belly is getting massive! I can tell he's been eating well, all that compact fat sticking out of his hoodies as he waddles.
Brad: Looks like he's got a dad bod!

by efterbrylluppet July 18, 2016