A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s
Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief
by Liloilo August 10, 2021
A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.
Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.
by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024
1. SPICYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2. A grim reaper guy who lives in california
2. A grim reaper guy who lives in california
1. DUDE GIVE ME THE MILIK I JUST HAD A CALIFORNIA REAPER TO SPICYYY EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. UH bro there is a california reaper outside our house run through the garden and go somewhere else quick!!!!!
2. UH bro there is a california reaper outside our house run through the garden and go somewhere else quick!!!!!
by canoeboy27 August 28, 2022
They are unforgettable, daisy dukes bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot it will melt your popsicle.
They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.
They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.
by THEREALURBANDICTIANARYBUTREALI March 17, 2023
by allmyluv! April 11, 2022
Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.
by Not Lzm November 22, 2021
A small rural town in northeastern San Diego county aka. R-Town to idiots and Boomers (the R stands for racism) who are positive all of their problems come from dem city folk, despite living 20 minutes from the 12th largest city in the US.
A: Let's hop on in my Punisher skull truck even though I never read the comics and go to Ramona, California to beat up some Mexicans and queers! Trump 2024!
B: I don't know man. My drunk uncle on Facebook said AntiFa was bussing up a busload of people to riot and burn down all of our chicken coops... Wait? That's didn't happen. And it's stupid as fuck to even think it might happen? Well, in that case, hell yeah brother. I brought my cop buddy along too so we can take turns sucking his dick later. Back the Blue! Trump 2024!
B: I don't know man. My drunk uncle on Facebook said AntiFa was bussing up a busload of people to riot and burn down all of our chicken coops... Wait? That's didn't happen. And it's stupid as fuck to even think it might happen? Well, in that case, hell yeah brother. I brought my cop buddy along too so we can take turns sucking his dick later. Back the Blue! Trump 2024!
by rtownsupporter September 30, 2024