California crop dust

When a stripper puts cocaine in her butthole and farts blowing a cocaine cloud in the air to be consumed.

Why take a butt bump when you can have the best of both worlds with a California crop dust

by Powerbottom69 April 16, 2024

California Sunbathe

When a girl gets sunburnt and then you ejaculate all over her back causing her to burn.

you then titty fuck them.

ejaculate California Sunbathe

by cokane1207 November 30, 2011

California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

California BB Dance

1. The act of eating an ounce of metal BBs, then sitting on an electro magnet. 2. A form of enema.

I have been feeling great after by last California BB Dance!

by FunkeyMonk October 7, 2016

California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI March 13, 2011

California Natty

Not trt, not grams of gear, responsibly taking enough androgens to feel like a gorilla.

Not natty. California natty.

by @Saltytexascrack December 14, 2024

California's Almonds

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.

Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about

by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025