math

a word to scare the frick out of your friends.

Friend: What do those boxes contain?
You: Use math to find out.
Friend: WAIT NOO-

by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024

indian math

miscalculated account credits by your ISP, phone carrier, or Amazon

I don't know how the hell I got $90 more than I should have, but I ain't complainin'. Must be that indian math.

by Senor Snuffleupagus November 7, 2025

Girl Math

A phrase that can be used to describe that a way of thinking which seems right at face value, is actually illogical or irrational, which can typically be seen from someone with an outside perspective.

"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"

by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024

math

Mental Abuse To Humans

persone1;im being mentally abused
person2:the math did it

by kailynmay June 13, 2018

netflix math

When you check the year of production against how many seasons are on Netflix for a particular show you are loving, in hopes the series may still be ongoing.

I did the Netflix math, and realized (insert favorite show) was over after the season I'm binge watching now.

by MsLou April 10, 2016

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023

Maths

A very powerful weapon of mass destruction. It is not known how math teachers have not yet taken their own lives (although they would do well because they are as useful as a cactus in the ass). There are no people who like mathematics, it was invented only to ruin our lives. Obviously, at first everything will seem clear, but already after the second lesson you will already be looking at the window of your class and thinking "Oh come on, the world will not be destroyed with one less person out of 7 Billion

Maths is so cool!
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that

by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021