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Rice Cooking

When you make a huge dildo out of your solidified semen and then stick it into any hole of your dead and burning enemy.
Alright Mikey, its been 3 goddamn months and you don't got our fuckin money! Looks like I gotta do some rice cooking up your brand new pussy!
by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019
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Cooked My Yolk

Andrew: how was your night?
Me: it was dope, she cooked my yolk
by YaMom313 November 25, 2020
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Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.
Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.
by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021
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Cooked

1. When you are absolutely done for.
2. "Cook", "Cooking": When someone is setting up for something, or doing something difficult, or clutching up in a game.
1."Bruh, my mom found my grades."
"Yo ur cooked bro. You needa flee the country bruh."
2. "Bruh, it's 1v3, that's game."
*Player count drops down to 1v2*
*Player count drops down to 1v1*
"Holup, he MIGHT clutch.. Let him COOK!"
by Mightyplayer555 June 26, 2024
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joseph cook

thicc nigga il like is sweet tasty lucias cake
by neckbeard_16266161 December 6, 2017
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Liam Cooke

Is a dude who does stuff and is a cool guy.
by throbb1 June 12, 2022
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Bruce Cook

Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.
Guy 1: It's a shame what happened to Bruce Cook
Guy 2: He still stunts though, it's so cool!!
by MXfanatic October 8, 2020
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