Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Cuter than the definition of cute

The love of my life Sam 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

“Oh please, ur cuter than the definition of cute, cmon now”

by Sam is the loml May 14, 2023

Than Tway

He big, tall pop out of nowhere scary someone you don’t want to mess with although he is just by himself mostly because he is shy get to know him and he is a good person who will do anything for a family or friends

Guy: Yo is that Than Tway he look like he could rip my head off

Guy: Don’t worry he is a good guy that’s what his friends say although I don’t believe them we should probably not make any trouble

Defined: Look like a bear on the outside but is a teddy bear inside

by Womanscaryme22561 November 21, 2023

Higher than a kite

A way to describe a person who has taken too many drugs, smoked way too much weed, or drank way too much alcohol (to name a few) to the point where they are acting nothing like themselves or doing something crazy.

Person 1: Why is Person 3 attempting to jump a cornhole board on an ATV that’s smaller than he is?

Person 2: He’s higher than a kite right now.

by Kriskit November 21, 2023

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023

Better than it wasn't

When something isn't good to start with and gets improved

Once all of the wax was removed from her ears, her hearing was better than it wasn't

by Lance-a-clodd December 1, 2022