Sphinx

A very elderly lady who is significantly older then a middle-aged cougar.

That sphinx just smacked my husband’s rear end. I can’t even be mad.

by PikaPikaPixi June 3, 2022

springphobic

people who are springphobic are homophobic and dislike the most abusable person ever

person: hey what are u
person 2: springphobic!
person: go die in a fire.

by ena aka owlys June 5, 2022

Sphinx

A name for a very hot mexican. The hottest with very very nice hands. They have a very large penis and is also a stoner. The hottest of hot. They get stoned and drunk every night then fuck there favorite white girl. Every one crushes over them and wants them in there bed. Usually can be found doing yard work.

Friend- “Bro the Guy down the street is a total Sphinx”
You-“Fr i hope he is in my bed tonight”

by avalovesbeaners June 6, 2022

springsexual

When you’re attracted to all the members of the Spring family from Heartstopper, Charlie, Tori, Olly etc.

Person 1: I like Charlie spring
Person 2: ok cool
Person 1: and tori
Person 2: wow
Person 1: and also olly
Person 2: …
Person 2: I think your springsexual

by Smooooothbriishnoot June 7, 2022

Springle

Bouncy pringle

AAA A SPRINGLE CRAP GET THE HOSE

by Pingrel polber June 9, 2022

Springticity

When Ryan doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.

Ryan’s butthole has lost it’s springticity.

by 1BDB June 13, 2022

Springtrapping

When you take a man's penis and hold it in rusty spring locks until it turns purple, leaving it springtrapped.

1 "Hey man, why is your dick so purple."
2 "Oh this girl tried springtrapping my dick the other night, now it's my little purple guy."
1 "Looks like it hurts, I need to get myself springtrapped."

by TheBlindRaccoon July 4, 2022