soft as charmin

Dakota Hudgens

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.

by soft as charmin May 2, 2022

Soft-Trip

This is when you take a vacation that is more local or regional. This is a trip probably over 2-3 days. Definitely not international travel.

I am just going to Atlantic City this weekend with friends from Philly and New York. It is a soft-trip for all of us. Cancun in three weeks, that's a real vacation.

by DonnyGuns May 2, 2022

Soft

Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?

Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”

by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022

Soft

Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?

Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”

by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022

SOFT

when Zen is being a lil too sensitive and a lil too bitchy.

fishy: bruh zen u soft asf rn

geo daddy: yeah

by geodaddy1234 May 9, 2022

Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.

ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!

by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum

Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022