kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Dumbo Smacked

Is when a guy is getting bossed up by a girl then pulls on her ears and forces his donk deep in the girls mouth to make her choke.

I was messing with this girl last night then dumbo smacked her and she fell down crying and trying to breathe.

by iSkeet707 January 07, 2012

Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

by doug=caesar May 22, 2011

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 27, 2022

whiff smack

the act of masturbation to completion while sniffing another's undergarments

My gf wouldn't blow me, so I grabbed a pair of her crusty panties and whiff smacked it until I covered her face with hot ropes of jizz.

by gherkinclit December 23, 2017

dont talk smack

Don't talk shit.

Daiiquon- dat bish ugly af , like oh my lord but her weave poppin doe.

Bonquiqui- dont talk smack about my

bestfriend.

Daiiquon- ....

by xD_xD_xD_xD_ March 28, 2015

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025