Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017

Shoot to 10

Fight for 10 consecutive seconds, usually used in school.

Hey Lucas, wanna shoot to 10?

by regrettispaghetti May 24, 2019

Full Shoot

When you film all the working fixtures in ones bathroom.

I did a full shoot of the Disney World men's restroom yesterday.

by Picklepickleman December 27, 2017

Shooting Stars

That one song by Bag Raiders that you've likely heard in a meme compilation somewhere or other with somebody jumping/diving/falling and then the background cuts to space with the person in an infinite loop and a song playing.

Shooting stars memes are the best

by Hustle54 January 14, 2018

Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?

Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.

“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!

by Jon the American March 17, 2024