River is a person who you can never let go out of your life. she has the perfect body and the perfect smile and no matter what they do stick with them till you die. When river smiles she lights up the whole room for hours on end. She might have had a tough childhood and teen age years but cheer her up, help her forget about it and help her make more memories with her new friends. river is the type of person that you can trust your whole life with and she wouldn’t break it. people say that she is ugly and fat when she has the body everyone dreams of. River is the definition of perfect and instead of heather or Delilah you should get yourself a river. They were amazing, kind, beautiful, thoughtful, and did I mention beautiful. River is also a magnet to the boys ;) even the hottest boys and girls day ex her because she is worth it. All the boys and girls that break her heart is just another person on my list to beat tf out of. ily river and just know I’m always gonna be here for you <3
“I found myself a river!”
“omg you are so lucky! I wish I had a river they are smart beautiful and overall amazing!”
“omg you are so lucky! I wish I had a river they are smart beautiful and overall amazing!”
by khloegaines January 09, 2022
by SLAY MONKEY RIVER SUCKS November 24, 2022
River is the best person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. She is so hilarious and the most beautiful girl you have ever laid eyes on. She can be very kind but also rude if you make her mad. She will judge you so much if you do something bad to her or her friends. She has the best fashion sense ever and you will never see her without a fashionable outfit on. She is the funny energetic friend everyone needs. She is the best person know to exist.
Person 1: Hey have you seen River today?
Person 2: ya she was wearing the most beautiful outfit ever and was so funny.
Person 2: ya she was wearing the most beautiful outfit ever and was so funny.
by Lebuffwindyspirt December 27, 2023
Quite literally the best sibling you can have, she is a sweetheart since you met and would never betray you. Keep a River by your side if you ever come across one.
by YourLocalTorchy November 11, 2022
River is the most perfect,hottest,prettiest,funniest,and smartest girl you will ever meet. if you see her you'll be in love instantly with her beautiful looks and awesome personality she is good of the world mixed into one good person. River will always be honest and tell you everything she knows she is the most perfect human every made she it the bananas to my minions she is the jelly to my peanut butter when I tell you this woman is everything youll ever want/need and more I mean it she is a 10/10 GODDESS
Anyone thats not blind: DAMNNNNN who's that smokin' hot chick
Smart people: Thats river yeah I know shes hot
Anyone that's not blind: does she have a man? if not I can fit right In
Smart people: Thats river yeah I know shes hot
Anyone that's not blind: does she have a man? if not I can fit right In
by UrFavGarry May 27, 2025