pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

PRE FUNK

You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah

pre funk is like when you guys party before the party you know guys

by Killeah September 9, 2022

Pre-made Marioplex

All of the levels Nintendo has made in every Mario game ever

I’m playing a level in the pre-made marioplex right now

by Tund0 March 20, 2022

Pre-Tomats

The not quite ketchup fluid that comes out before the ketchup. This can be remedied by giving the bottle a good shakin' before you squeeze.

A human squeezing a ketchup bottle onto a BBQ'd hot dogger

Human one - "Oh shoot, now my dog is covered in pre-tomats!"

Human two - "Bruh, you should have shaken the bottle, pre-tomats is the worst."

by Sasserfrats November 6, 2020

pre lifer

proper noun-
someone you've known since pre-fertilized egg days before your birth.
adjective-
something that is really amazing
verb-
doing something with your pre lifer that is iconic

proper noun- "oh my god!! look at my pre lifer!"
adjective- "that is so pre lifer!"
verb- "having a pre lifer moment!!"

by prelifeologist February 18, 2022

old pre-school

adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.

As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.

by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010

Pre-good luck

Wishing someone luck for something that would happen 24+ hours later.

Matthew: Wish me pre-good luck for my test please.

Person: Why? Is it difficult?
Matthew : Yeah bro
Person: Then I wish you pre-good luck bro.

by althenamesaretakenLOL March 12, 2020