Cell potato

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.

At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010

Magic potato

A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum

Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato

by PsageY July 30, 2022

potato lump

boobs

She was hit in the potato lump

by jillybean432 May 27, 2017

Death Potato

A really scary white person

Jordan is a Death Potato

by justafuckingpotato August 31, 2016

Mashed Potatoes

your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0

explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)

To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).

by allyson and ashley and audrey December 1, 2020

Absolute potato

Another word for potato head

A absolute idiot ans anyoning dhead

Stop being a absolute potato

by The truth_allday August 23, 2021

Couch Potato

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020