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Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021
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Patrick

A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.
Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.
by Paxiflication March 11, 2022
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Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.
That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.
by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023
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Patrick

The Sexiest person you'll ever meet
Man: Is Patrick sexy?
Woman: Yes.
by TacoCat17 January 10, 2022
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Mr Patrick

Worker for the Blubby Blab (we name it that so we dont get sued) He is working for JoloSolo#5371. BUT SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE IS MR SPONGEBOB AND MR SQUIDWARD
Hey Mr Patrick heres your pay today
by JoloSolo#5371 November 5, 2020
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Patrick

Short and ugly despicable sociopathic narcissist with a personality disorder. Usually addicted to drugs among other things. He is a sexual deviant also. He can’t fight so he uses black magic to attack people.
I wouldn’t leave my dog or children around Patrick he might rape them.
by Cr8zyl8dy November 21, 2021
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A Patrick

If you camp and/or tunnel in Dead by Daylight you are a Patrick because you actually believe that is "skillfull".
by MommaDragon December 16, 2022
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