Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.

Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise

by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017

Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018

morning shakes

somebody who is an alcoholic and wakes up shaking, needing to drink alcohol to feel okay and function

“why is bro shaking over there” “dudes got the morning shakes, that dudes livers like iron”

by wtw717 June 12, 2022

Morning puncture

When someone reaches late to school, or office and blames the tire for being flat tire in the bike or car.

"Six out of ten times Rajeev had a morning puncture for reaching late last month, good time the company should buy him tubeless tires"

by ontheworldroad April 22, 2010

belfast good morning

Greeting someone with a head butt to the bridge of someone's nose

Colin gave Seamus the Belfast Good Morning and then we went out for pancakes

by Mick Graw June 6, 2022

Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

by Brosmagma May 23, 2018

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023