A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.
Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022
The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess
"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"
by saigon22 March 08, 2012
Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share
by Bettywhite June 08, 2014
by jay gee November 28, 2020
When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 29, 2006
by TikTak1848 July 23, 2017
by Colin’s secret admirer July 31, 2021