The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.

Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!

by rarussell93 July 25, 2011

Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.

I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.

by Word finder January 2, 2014

she-who-must-be-obeyed

1970년대에 등장한 표현으로 속어로 와이프, 아내를 뜻한다. 직역하면 복종해야 할 대상이 되는 여자. 즉 공처가의 부인인 셈인데 일반적으로 약간 유머러스하게 아내를 표현할때 쓴다. 줄여서 SWMBO 라고 쓰기도 한다. -서영일

I need to get the donner ready tonight or she-who-must-be-obeyed will get upset

by MikeSeo November 17, 2015

tounge punch the mudstar

Tounge punch the mudstar: To lick and dart your tounge to and in the asshole.

"Bend over and spread your cheeks , I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

"I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

Booty, Butthole, Asshole, Poopshoot, Tounge Punch the Mudstar

by ThaJtrain December 28, 2016

san francisco mustache

When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.

Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.

by TheUrbanVerbose January 26, 2017

Man milk mustache

Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.

Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..

by AZ in the city May 4, 2017

dewit's mustache

A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons

Dewit's Mustache looks like crap

by Befastanater May 31, 2018