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5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.
“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”
by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.
Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous
by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018
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Extended Morning

When you sleep past noon and you don't want to admit it's the afternoon.
"It's after noon, but I just woke up. I suppose it's an extended morning, then."
by InfernalRites May 23, 2022
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morning

Period between 06:00 (6:00 am) until 11:59 (11:59 am).
Morning.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
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Good Morning Today

A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio
by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023
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