by haventsimpedthishardinforever October 18, 2021
Get the marie valeramug. Bail Mary is a term used in parkour and free running for when some one not only fails to pull off a move or trick, but fails in such a way that is both painful and comical.
Dude, i tried to do a frontflip to cat the other day but i misjudged it and face planted into the ground.
Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?
Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?
by bailmary March 21, 2011
Get the Bail Marymug. The sexually oral act of turning your partner into a bloody mary while she is menstruating.
The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.
The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.
Your daughter and I had an amazing time last night! Thank you for recommending us do The Bloody Mary!
by Official Freyr July 16, 2021
Get the The Bloody Marymug. Tomato juice and sake cocktail. (Japanese variation on the bloody mary which would otherwise contain gin or vodka)
by Matt C Bettes August 20, 2012
Get the bloody marimug. 
girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.
by coworker3 June 30, 2009
Get the hairy marymug. Monthly magazine mainly read by women in their 20's and 30's focusing on fashion, beauty, current events, career and relationship advice, and pop culture. Considered to be a magazine for classy women as opposed to Cosmopolitan. Edited by controversial Project Runway judge Nina Garcia and the magazine Project Runway winners win a spread in, also the theme for a season 8 Project Runway challenge.
1. Marie Claire had the most interesting article about internet stalkers last month.
2. I can't believe Marie Claire is published by the same company that puts out that rag Cosmo.
3. Gretchen Jones' jumpsuit on last season's Project Runway so did not define the Marie Claire woman.
2. I can't believe Marie Claire is published by the same company that puts out that rag Cosmo.
3. Gretchen Jones' jumpsuit on last season's Project Runway so did not define the Marie Claire woman.
by MadameM August 7, 2011
Get the Marie Clairemug.