Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

left-leg-lean

The posture assumed by one who is very intoxicated - but not quite stumble-drunk.

Sarah - How long has Mike been at the bar?
Joe - I'm not sure, but he's been doing the left-leg-lean for about an hour now.

by jdmccallen March 11, 2008

Left on read

Relating to full send, half send, quarter send, etc.

When you full send something and nail it, but nobody was watching/nobody notices; essentially when you're a boss but nobody witnessed it

"Fuck it dude, FULL SEND!"

- Does an epic back flip -

-Only one person sees it-
"Shit man, you just got left on read"

by ya tilted bro? November 25, 2019

These dumbasses think my left leg accidents is what I...

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Jersey Left

When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.

You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.

by MistrustLoon March 30, 2023

Left lip

“left lip” is a euphemism for the left labia (outer or inner lip) of the vulva.

It's slang used for laughs or satire, not anatomy education.

> “Guys after rubbing the left lip for 15 minutes straight:
‘Yeah you like that?’”
insert clown emoji

by GreenFox609 May 25, 2025

Left holler

What Jeff Buys does in his free time

Student: excuse me mr buys, I need help with-

Jeff Buys: LEFT HOLLER LEFT HOLLER DUKE THE BACKSLIDERS DO I THINK OF MYSELF FIRST OR DO I AHHHH

Mrbeast Chandler: woohoo yeah woohoo

by Finest1x1 November 24, 2023