john gow

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!

by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018

futon john

A douche that likes to remind every person he meets that he was conceived on a futon.

Kid 1: "Have you met Futon John?"

Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."

Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."

Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."

by Dubya14 November 25, 2013

John Deacon

A SMOL bean, bassist for queen, *extreem floof*

John Deacon is the best bass player ever

by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020

John Bermo

A ledgend of a Demi-God Will Punch every leg going Once gave a bender a hickey (GAZZA CONNOLY) Will Bermo slam the fuck out of your anus if you don't have homework or will give you a green incident on a good day

Damn look it's John Bermo

by King Steve Toast head October 3, 2019

John Aron

John Aron is the best kind of person which is consisting of John and Aron

Fuck John Aron is so hot

by jabuvarp July 21, 2019

wrong johns

noun- extremely tight jeans commonly worn by emo or skater males only. these are different from "skinny jeans" worn by "homies" in that wrong johns are even tight at the calf and ankle. from only a short distance, they appear to be "long johns" or long underwear that someone is wearing as pants, with a large belt, even though their boxers are showing. and that's just wrong. ergo, "wrong johns".

You- "I saw Jarrod wearing thermal underwear at the mall yesterday. Very strange. I guess he was there to buy pants."

Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".

by sam skrambel July 20, 2009

John Lagging

Drunk

When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"

"Steady mate, how many have you had?"

"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"

by H0t J0n June 26, 2008