We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:
Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses
Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses
by anonymous September 24, 2023
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Get the john quinones mug.A Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Whatever phobic, (name all kinds of discrimination here) male that lives in the United States. Will most likely be a redneck, and a Cracker.
Person 1: I love men.
Person 2: AYO ASIAN!!! WADDAYAMeAN YOU LIKE MEN!!?!?? ARE YOU A TRANS GAY ASIAN!?!?!?!?!?
Person 3: Just ignore him, he's just a casual John Charles
Person 1: welp okay.
Person 2: WADDAYA MEAN YOU'RE IGNORING ME!?!? I OWN A FARM MORON!!!
Person 2: AYO ASIAN!!! WADDAYAMeAN YOU LIKE MEN!!?!?? ARE YOU A TRANS GAY ASIAN!?!?!?!?!?
Person 3: Just ignore him, he's just a casual John Charles
Person 1: welp okay.
Person 2: WADDAYA MEAN YOU'RE IGNORING ME!?!? I OWN A FARM MORON!!!
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Get the John Charles mug.John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.
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Get the Prank’em John mug.After his death in 2018 (cause unknown) his legend still lives on. He is most common referred to as John Cheddar and is an inspiration to many. He is now named a Greek god by Zeus himself. It is a sad loss in our history but we must let the past be the past.
After John turned down many offers to go pro, he made his way to UNCG to be a multi- sport athlete. This includes but is not limited to badminton, volleyball, basketball, baseball, cricket, bowling, and off course the Coney Island hot dog contest. This is what most people remember him by. He beat Joey chestnut in 2017 by eating a record 69.74 hot dogs dipped in the most moist water he could find. Haters say he cheated by having a tube run from his bottom to a toilet behind him, but lovers say it was true. Anyways John C. will always be remembered until he is forgotten and can’t cross the bridge like that guy in coco(which kind of looks like John if he lost 100 lbs)
After John turned down many offers to go pro, he made his way to UNCG to be a multi- sport athlete. This includes but is not limited to badminton, volleyball, basketball, baseball, cricket, bowling, and off course the Coney Island hot dog contest. This is what most people remember him by. He beat Joey chestnut in 2017 by eating a record 69.74 hot dogs dipped in the most moist water he could find. Haters say he cheated by having a tube run from his bottom to a toilet behind him, but lovers say it was true. Anyways John C. will always be remembered until he is forgotten and can’t cross the bridge like that guy in coco(which kind of looks like John if he lost 100 lbs)
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“Who’s that fat fuck in that Jeep over there?” “I’m not sure, does he look like he’s on the way to commit an act of terrorism?” “yes” “oh that’s just John Webb’s Dumbass”
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