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Aaron earned an iron urn

the phrase that people from Baltimore can't say
Person 1: say "Aaron earned an iron urn"
Baltimore person: arn ernd an arn ern
by 88177287 November 5, 2023
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Iron Man

This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.

Only true skillful men can use It.

Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.
- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!
by Master Jagger July 12, 2021
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ironed

To destroy, as in an act of war where a building is shelled or bombed.
"The Assad regime ironed Homs"
by legitrandolph March 3, 2022
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An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
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digging for iron

When a male or female performs oral sex on a female within a week or so of said females period ending. The iron taste and smell coming from the blood of the period causes this effect.
Guy- yo I ate out my girlfriend last night, her pussy tasted like iron bc she was just on her period.

Guy 2- wow, sounds like you were “digging for iron”
by Hickumbottom June 1, 2018
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Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.
Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.
by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014
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ironic handgrenade

When someone throws a handgrenade With high hopes for it to go somewhere but instead the grenade Returns to the one who threw it, either because the grenade hit something on the way or landed on something wich changed it's direction drasticly.

Might also be used if the enemy throws the SAME grenade back.
"See this gory mess on the wall ? That's what remains of the guy who threw a ironic handgrenade"
by DeadGoat May 26, 2016
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