Ironic

A Canadian allergic to red maple trees

I'm allergic to red maple and I'm Canadian; wowee that's ironic.

by Smishmasterflex October 18, 2019

Coincidentally ironic

When some is a coincidence but it is also ironic

When you work at a knife factor but you forget to take one for yourself to use for a party. This would be deemed coincidentally ironic.

by ser240 January 3, 2021

Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

Iron man

A rich orphan with heart problem

Iron man is rich boiiiiii
person #10000: Y E S .

by anonymous August 18, 2021

Iron Man

having sex with your woman/man while wearing pots, pans, and other various metal accessories so they crash together like a drum, also recommended is using the robotic voice

I Iron Man'd my gf last night

by UncleRicoIsGod July 26, 2016

iron in valorant

Valorant is a popular 5v5 multiplayer tactical shooter, and this term is essentially someone whos really bad at Valorant, being stuck in the lowest rank.

"Hannah is iron in valorant."
"Wow, I'm so glad im no longer iron in valorant!"

by HYDRO_MIMI May 27, 2022

Banging Iron

Originates from tough blue collar people working in the steel construction industry. Banging iron means to be doing back breakingly hard work with steel. Welding, cutting, fitting etc...

I’ve been banging iron out here in this yard for 22 years.

by PE2018 September 17, 2019