A girlfriend you just want to snuggle with just to hear her heartbeat, and also the sweetest girlfriend you will ever have.
Davey: Uhhh, honey bear? *stares with such innocence*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.
Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.
by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

by Funguyman September 4, 2017

marina: omg I cant eat honey without throwing up!
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?
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by Thebadderbitchhhhhhh June 7, 2019
