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February 5

Its Bruno and Eva's 4 month anniversary!!!
Its their anniversary, February 5!!
by BigBalls11128856 October 15, 2019
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february 29th

the day where all unfaithfulness is legal
guy 1: yo it’s february 29th we can cheat on our girls today

guy 2: heck yeah
by OHAYOOOOO October 25, 2019
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February 1st

Slap your friends ass day
Oh it’s February 1st I have to go slap my friends butt
by February 1st January 31, 2020
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February 19

National send nudes to your boyfriend day!
Julie: Jimmy why’re you asking for nudes?
Jimmy: It’s February 19!
by TheLaughingNarwhal February 19, 2020
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February 6th

If you was born on this day you’re a little shit with a foot fetish and has a fat wanker crush on their best mate
EWWWW!Look at that crusty bish she must have been born on February 6th
by Peterfile June 10, 2020
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February 28

Suck your dick day!
Rick: Hey bro!

Jack:Sup

Rick: Jack I don’t like February 28

Jack: Why

Rick: is suck your dick day.
by Arfanxoakif October 18, 2019
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February 17

The ugliest people were born on this day
Friend: when is your birthday
You: February 17th
Friend: no wonder your ugly
by I’m very ugly I was born 2/17 November 2, 2019
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