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fortnite 

a good game waaaaaaaaay better tha smash
ali-a said smash sucks so he went on fortnite
fortnite by fortnitedabest May 13, 2018

Fortnite 

The game that makes their girlfriends jealous because they pay more attention to the game then to them. But they don’t understand how serious the game is, you look away for one second and your dead.
My girl won’t stop talking about Fortnite.

I wonder why, she’s jealous. It’s the best game

Fortnite 

A game that is typically played by boys who has no life. This game is for boys that Connot get a girlfriend and if they do have a girl they pay more attention to the game rather than their girlfriend. Also boys who play fortnite always posts their wins on snapchat even though nobody gives a fuck
Girl : I think I like this boy

Friend : I think he plays fortnite

Girl: never mind

fortnite 

a game that has taken over the lives of sad little teenage boys. they constantly loose girlfriends because of this game , since they are too busy playing. people also post their wins on their snapchat story because they think people actually give a shit about them when we actually don't.
girlfriend: i think we need to break up, you're spending too much time on that stupid "fartnite" game and not spending enough time with me.
boy: *is playing fortnite at the moment* yeah ok.
fortnite by cacalover418 May 14, 2018

Fortnite 

A game played by only the strongest men. Girls usually get really salty when the guy they like is busy playing it other than texting them back. But chances are they do not like her. And she knows that so she talks bad about it on her story to try and get him to realize something that is not true.
Girl: oh my god Tommy won’t message me back because he’s playing fortnitr

Guy: chill out he doesn’t like you he only likes fortnite
Fortnite by bmax03 March 31, 2018

Fortnite 

Something a boy who's name starts with a G does, and apparently is embarrassed about. This man will lie to his girlfriend (or ex girlfriend) about what he's really doing. Hope you are full from that long dinner, cause u just lost ur chocolate cake. Go Fortnite!
Fortnite just made him lose his gal.