pre-dumped

when two people like each other but aren't going out, and know they both like each other, then one of them decides they don't want to go out with the other, and makes this known

Pete: ahh man! you know that girl? she's just pre-dumped me, shame, i thought we could've had something special
Bob: shame.

by dec-eit September 27, 2008

Dump of Faith

When you take aim and shit at a distance, shooting the feces out of your ass and toward a predetermined target.

Tom did a dump of faith from my kitchen counter to the sink.

by rubberman October 18, 2008

Dump Bear

Name for a large male who plays the game "Squarrell" or Squirrel.

Nate, you damn"Dump Bear" please pass the jalapeño poppers.

by LeslieSoFresh June 6, 2017

dump him

When one of the partners decides to end the relationship, similar to "break up with him".

Person A: My boyfriend says I can't go to the club without him.
Person B: Dump him

by Loxyanna March 8, 2017

anaconda dump

Why the fuck are you looking at the definition of an "Anaconda Dump" ?
I mean seriously, you could go out looking at beautiful nature or learn and educate, but instead you have to go looking at this profound shit.

Anaconda Dump probably just means the Snake - Anaconda taking a shit anyways for god sake.

by Paddicarus September 23, 2016

dump lump

the age old art of building a giant ball of human feces by forming multiple turds into a large sphere. This is accomplished over time and with the assistance of a refrigerator. Turd consistency must be equal to that of clay and immediate refrigation must occur in order to preserve the spherical integrity and reduce common house fly infestation

Went into Don's fridge to grab a beer only to be surprised by a watermelon sized dump lump....drats

by Captains Log 2012 February 6, 2012

revenge dumping

1.Act of dumpee dumping the dumper when the dumpee has got their stuff together no longer needs the dumper and dumper has realize their mistake but it's too late for the dumper.

Dave: Sally's upset with because I dumped her.
Joe: I thought she dumped you.
Dave: Yeah, but it's a revenge dumping.
Joe:She got what's coming.

by ryukage99 November 16, 2011