The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 04, 2022

supreme with the donuts

(1) Very opulent, extremely pleasurable.

(2) Over-the-top in its decadence, ostentatiously or dangerously

(1) You're staying at the Ritz Carlton? Damn, that's supreme with the donuts.

(2) I don't know if I'd want to party with Charlie Sheen. That might be a little too supreme with the donuts for me.

by globular_cluster_f*** August 20, 2011

Sicilian Donut

When a guy wants to get laid with a hot girl and the friend of the guy takes one for the team by fucking the fat friend of the hot girl

That was my hardest sicilian donut in a long time, you own me one next time

by Hidododo October 29, 2021

Papa Donut

The leader of Donut Gang.

Did you hear? Papa Donut made peace with Bagel Gang.

by JrangeOuice April 18, 2024

Iced jam donut

When you raw Dogg her till she bleeds, and Finnish inside her!

She told me she liked it rough, so I gave her an iced jam donut

by Onlyanxiety December 20, 2022

Getting donuts

Getting sex in a car before court, usually oral

Allen, charged with evading, was getting donuts when the court called his name on docket.

by Hornet70 May 12, 2022

dunk'n donuts

The act of holding donuts with your penis, and dipping then into a cup of scalding coffee.

Bill had been dunk'n donuts all night, and had to go to the hospital to treat burns to his penis.

by FurEter February 08, 2014