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donut

A person who is alone a lot

Mostly because they treat people like shit
Is depessed, suicidal , and pychopathic, sociopathic
They cry a lot, usually is a boy
They make really sad, and depressing instagram posts, and thinks there hot on snapchat
Usually ugly and annoying
GUY 1: YO, KYLES SUCH A DONUT
GUY 2: WDYM
GUY 1: look at him
GUY 2: ohhhhhh, yeah
by vhhviouguonbvbfipkb November 14, 2019
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Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.
I went to the shops and got donutitis.
by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018
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Cleveland Donut

During intercourse, this occurs when you or your partner shove a Krispy Kreme Donut® up either your or their ass. After removing the pastry from the rectum of the participant. You then Lady and the Tramp the donut until it is completely eaten.
Damn bro, I had the BEST Cleveland Donut last night.
by Bigboy69® March 25, 2016
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Donut Hole

The anus is the donut hole of the human body. To complete the experience there, dip the penis in icing and sprinkles before insertion.
Craig and I finally did the donut hole properly last night. To think he had been raw dogging it this whole time! SMH
by Dtreeman January 29, 2022
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Donut

A person who lacks the ability to think like a capable human, ie an idiot.

Derives from the fact that donuts have a hole in them, something is missing just like something is missing in their head.
Siphora is a donut.
by Cillian October 7, 2019
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Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.
‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”
by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023
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Donut

The best Circular food you could ever have
The donut was fantastic
by SUMFURRYTHING July 15, 2019
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