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Dan Lutzifer

A bald man with tattoo sleeves, likes the Broncos, claps a lot, and yells racists remarks.
1- Whos that?

2- That’s Dan Lutzifer, the sped
by Big Zad November 29, 2019
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dan sohn

He’s not a good cop he’s a dan sohn!
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Dan

An acronym commonly used in the south to define a trashy black person.

Dumb
Ass
Nigger
“Hey Cletus look at that Dan over there buying some crack”
by WelpImFucked May 1, 2022
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Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish
Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all
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Dan

The right hand of god.
The coolest person you will ever meet!
(Main character )
Person 1: Man, I don’t know what to do! There is no way we can fix this ourselves.
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!

Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!
by Right~hand~of~god February 19, 2022
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Dan Montenegro

by anonymous October 11, 2021
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Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.
I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.
by JRdanbury February 18, 2019
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