Dan

Someone named Dan is probably into the Neptunia series and horny on main.

Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.

They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.

Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.

Truly an oof moment.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that guy? He's such a Dan

Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.

by Not Kiibo April 18, 2020

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1; A person who's brain functions are much lower then a normal human's.

2; A person who has been a mod for a long time on a server, but then decides to nuke it because he was angry.

"I am going to let you ban and kick people again, and I swear to fuck if anyone pulls a Dan on me."

by MrHappyPineapple March 16, 2020

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ugh dan is a propa alien man slag asking people for nudes 24/7

by fetusdeletus123 March 22, 2020

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dan is a simp. if his name is dan, he is spotty, like very spotty, bald, taller than the empire state building, chubby and obsesses over drums which they cant even play, simps over any girl in a 10m radius and will grow up to be a beer dad who goes to the pub every night and will probably be a brick layer to be able to buy his microwave meals on sale in lidl for 50p and his 6 pack of budweiser. if these occur, youve found a typical daniel simp. he also has no personality and thinks wearing hawaiian shirts and bucket hats is indie and edgy and cant get his own bloody music taste. typically, simps like dan will do anything and say anything to get a girls attention. damn, daniel.

me: did you know dan, he brags ab drum playing and cant even dudum tsss. he should get a personality.
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?

by dans a simp lol April 30, 2020

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