Conrad the dad

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018

Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018

po dad

the term "po dad" refers to when one's father is a police officer, short for "police dad" as the "po" is short for police. It is especially used when one has multiple fathers (due to either step-parents, remarriages, or same-sex marriage), the police dad is often referred to as the "po dad"

Po Dad

by christo mcguffin January 17, 2011

Dad Music

Dad music is simply a variety of songs that Jason loves to listen to when he is sad

“What dad music are you listening to today”
“Loving is Easy by Rex Orange County... it’s a mood”

by Macarthur Square December 15, 2019

Done dads

Finished. Over. The end.

Bob: -beats the shit out of peter
peter: dude stop u owned me !!
BoB: ur done dads bitch

by Jian Huang October 16, 2008

Chad Dad

A Dad that instills high quality values in their children.

- Self-defense
- Value of the dollar
- Accountability and Merit
- Stand up against woke culture and equity
- Commitment to Family

Hey man, I am so jealous of you. Your dad takes you shooting at the range and signs you up for self-defense courses. He's such a Chad Dad! My Dad just gives me a phone and tells me to go to my room.

by SaltySailorTV June 19, 2023

Dad Bod

When a young bro-ey dude packs on epic amounts of fat in his midsection but has toned arms, legs, and chest, leading to a corpulent round belly that protrudes out into the shape of a basketball, wobbling tightly against his tank top.

Brad: Ever since Ryan got that job at Fat Burger's he's fattened up! Must have put on 150 lbs in a year. He's really let himself go.
Mike: Yeah, that rounded belly is getting massive! I can tell he's been eating well, all that compact fat sticking out of his hoodies as he waddles.
Brad: Looks like he's got a dad bod!

by efterbrylluppet July 18, 2016