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Get the cut-mooncricket mug.by edwierdo September 7, 2005
Get the issac cut mug.Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.
Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.
Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.
Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!
Definition 2:
Pimp 2: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!
Definition 2:
Pimp 2: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?
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Get the paper cut mug.A sadomasochistic play party with the central theme of cutting the skin of a partner in a consensual way for causing pain and for symbolic value in terms of dominance and submission.
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Get the cutting party mug.place (usually a house) where a stash of drugs like coke and heroin are divided (cut) into dime bags to be sold.
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Get the cut-house mug.A special sex act in which a male generally pleases a woman; may end up in the tasting lemons in some cases. (this is a working definition as people have different techniques for preforming both the tasting and the cutting)
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Get the cutting lemons mug.1) That you want to destroy something thatsucks.
2) Inevitably the best sentence that exists in this world. You can use it to express hate.
3)A sentence so master that only masters use it.
4)Song of "Jackyl", this song is well know because of it's chainsaw solo.
2) Inevitably the best sentence that exists in this world. You can use it to express hate.
3)A sentence so master that only masters use it.
4)Song of "Jackyl", this song is well know because of it's chainsaw solo.
1. *Those kids singing... i'm going to cut that crap.
2. *My Girlfriend broke with me, i'm going to cut the crap.
*The movie sucks, someone has to cut it (because its crap).
3. I got a chainsaw, i'm going to cut the crap.
4. Cut it all
so i can feel it
cut it up
so i can hear it
CUT THE CRAP YEAAAAH
2. *My Girlfriend broke with me, i'm going to cut the crap.
*The movie sucks, someone has to cut it (because its crap).
3. I got a chainsaw, i'm going to cut the crap.
4. Cut it all
so i can feel it
cut it up
so i can hear it
CUT THE CRAP YEAAAAH
by Darkros December 31, 2008
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