Skip to main content

cut-mooncricket

another word for an african american whom has been shanked by his african american bitch.
Damn!!! did you see all that blood comin' outta that cut-mooncricket?
by cupplate June 29, 2008
mugGet the cut-mooncricket mug.

issac cut

a haircut that is worth $10 and looks like a ten dollar cut. in other words the worst haircut ever.
dude i cant believe u got an issac cut! why didnt u go somewhere else!
by edwierdo September 7, 2005
mugGet the issac cut mug.

paper cut

Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.

Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.
Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!

Definition 2:
Pimp 2: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?
by rajhe October 17, 2008
mugGet the paper cut mug.

cutting party

A sadomasochistic play party with the central theme of cutting the skin of a partner in a consensual way for causing pain and for symbolic value in terms of dominance and submission.
It's strange somehow, I don't like scars on girls - but I do like to visit a cutting party.
by VS- January 13, 2008
mugGet the cutting party mug.

cut-house

place (usually a house) where a stash of drugs like coke and heroin are divided (cut) into dime bags to be sold.
The cops took down that cut-house yesterday.
by BETOBR July 29, 2005
mugGet the cut-house mug.

cutting lemons

A special sex act in which a male generally pleases a woman; may end up in the tasting lemons in some cases. (this is a working definition as people have different techniques for preforming both the tasting and the cutting)
A man often enjoys cutting lemons, especially when the woman responds or returns the favor.
by J.Bosco November 11, 2008
mugGet the cutting lemons mug.

Cut The Crap

1) That you want to destroy something thatsucks.

2) Inevitably the best sentence that exists in this world. You can use it to express hate.

3)A sentence so master that only masters use it.

4)Song of "Jackyl", this song is well know because of it's chainsaw solo.
1. *Those kids singing... i'm going to cut that crap.

2. *My Girlfriend broke with me, i'm going to cut the crap.
*The movie sucks, someone has to cut it (because its crap).

3. I got a chainsaw, i'm going to cut the crap.

4. Cut it all
so i can feel it
cut it up
so i can hear it
CUT THE CRAP YEAAAAH
by Darkros December 31, 2008
mugGet the Cut The Crap mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email