Crap Doodle

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇

I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here

by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021

oh crap

When your mom is around and you don’t want to say “oh shit”

Oh crap I just dropped the plate!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 22, 2025

Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam

Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!

by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020

Crap soundtrack

A music playlist consisting of only terrible songs.

My grocery store needs new music to play because that crap soundtrack is awful.

by crow friend May 31, 2024

ball crap

absurdity
babble
balderdash
baloney
poppy cock

namely-- in the Final Fantasy VIII speedrunning community

*World Map encounter happens* " FUCKIN' AYE, BALL CRAP" -awesomeWaves

by quetzecoatl June 23, 2021

pro-crap-stinator

Procrastination performed by a person that seems to be at such a meaningless, disgustingly professional level that even the trash that really needs taking out, never gets taken out. Same applies to a person with body rot or the lack of basic general cleaning due to laziness.
In all cases, the physical ability to clean is in no way impaired, except for the lack of effort.

When it came to the diaper pail, my friend Rob was just like Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout: a total pro-crap-stinator.

by Fozzie Fozzmosis November 30, 2010

no-good piece of crap

A mild insult, or a way of offending someone without heavily swearing! Mostly used by the southern states of USA.
"crap" alone is often used by the British.

"Gimme a burger, you no-good piece of crap!"

by TheVanillaSwirl June 12, 2016