A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.
by pugglegirly April 24, 2017
Get the coffee educatormug. A term that means sex, or someone who wants sex with someone else
More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants
More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants
by Kevin_cheese June 13, 2022
Get the Coffee and Watermug. Karen walks into a coffee shop and demands a regular coffee and asks for the manager when she doesn’t get “Karen’s coffee order
by The Crabb November 22, 2020
Get the Karen’s coffee ordermug. Person A: How are you not sleepy yet? It's nearly 5am and you still haven't slept!
Person B: Oh, I just had some coffee a couple hours ago.
Person B: Oh, I just had some coffee a couple hours ago.
by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022
Get the coffeemug. An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.
by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021
Get the Coffeemug. Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.
"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "
by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011
Get the pink coffee mugmug. Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.
"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
by bustrud March 9, 2023
Get the critical coffeemug.