Crack Ed Coffee

Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee

If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee

by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019

coffee clever

Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned

Look at that girl! I reckon she is coffee clever!

by carrotcurry August 15, 2019

coffee

domenic's only thing that makes him happy

Most of 7L: You're too young for coffee
Domenic: I need coffee to live,

by yoga19 August 19, 2019

Venezuelan Coffee Pot

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.

“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”

by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019

Coffee

Finn’s Mouth Orgasimmmmmm

“Addictive Coffee? :Yes”
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by NotRayden September 3, 2019

coffee stand

THING THAT HOLDS YOU COFFEE BITCH

COFFEE STAND THAT HOLDS MY COFFEE BITCH

by DUNCAN'S COCK May 16, 2018

Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018