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Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019
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coffee clever

Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned
Look at that girl! I reckon she is coffee clever!
by carrotcurry August 15, 2019
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coffee

domenic's only thing that makes him happy
Most of 7L: You're too young for coffee
Domenic: I need coffee to live,
by yoga19 August 19, 2019
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Venezuelan Coffee Pot

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019
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Coffee

Finn’s Mouth Orgasimmmmmm
by NotRayden September 3, 2019
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coffee gut

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee
I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut
by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019
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Coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen September 30, 2019
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