C Hair

A cunt hair.

That’s thinner than a “C Hair”.

by MDMikey May 20, 2018

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Boston C.

(Refers to a boy) a stupid guy who likes to break girls hearts and will probably turn out to be gay. He’s a MAJOR fuck boi and talks to multiple girls at the same time. He only likes girls for their looks and their bodys. He will call you ‘thick’ and flirt with you then turn around and date a girl who looks like a baboon. Even though he’s dating another girl he will still try to flirt with you and smile at you. He’s a stupid bitch who isn’t worth crying over and I’ve learned that. Fuck you boston.🙃

Boston C.: ohhhh you thiccccc
Me: boy stfu you look like a duck 🤣

by YoureGayerThanJamesCharles July 13, 2019

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C salt

C salt is the third type of assault.

First, there is general “assault.”

The second type is B salt. Simply, it is the odd occasion when a Bee flies up ones shirt to sting them.

Then C salt; this is assault done on the sea or a large body of water. Typically it is on a yacht, and involves some sort of flotation device. It is more frequent than B salting, but less frequent than general assault.

I’ve been c salted.

by Youknowifyouknow July 22, 2019

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Mr. C

The type of guy no one likes. A very "stick up his ass" or metric pipeline type of guy. Typically hired as a high school music teacher. Usually fails vibe checks and would be the guy to find his first girlfriend (and his wife) on Tinder, rather than meeting someone in person. Usually, a guy who ruins traditions and takes things personally. A very insecure man who would rather take David down rather than fixing his own issues. But don't get him going because he'll start to cry and possibly give you another rhythm pop quiz.

"Don't do sports, do band" -Mr. C
"This band will never become good until all of you leave" -Mr. C
Mr. C walks like a baby duck with one leg or like a constipated old man.

Mr. C asked me if I needed a ride home. Oh.

by katemc November 13, 2019

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