bum dingle

1.)Poop that gets stuck in the bum hairs in little round balls at the ends.

2.) A pice of shit annoying person that follows you around and seemingly clings to you.

1.)Sue diden't wipe well and now she has bum dingles.

2.) Ricky go away and stop being such a bum dingle.

by Ceassa September 23, 2004

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sleep bumming

when one who is partial to sleepwalking, whilst horny, accidentally bums another in their sleep. (male/female/sheep/ect) sleep bumming.

a prime example of sleep bumming would be a person suffering from sever sleepwalking, who had fallen asleep next to their best friend after consuming 3 viagra (for fun) this person would then proceede to "sleep bum"

by ineedtogetagrip March 11, 2010

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Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.

Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.

by Quaddus March 31, 2009

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Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.

Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!

by mistercassidy May 7, 2020

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bum hay

something you smoke to get high.as in ;; bud; mary jane ; love grass ; buddah ; weed ; ect.

we be smokin that bum hay all day.

by buddahforlove February 25, 2009

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Bum Chucket

An unparalleled sex move. A dude is doing it with someone, and when their partner least expects it he takes one fistful of raw fish and shoves it up their partner's ass, and throws the other fistful either at their partner or at a nearby wall.

Katy: Dammit, he did it again!
Claire: Oh lord, what now?
Katy: The Bum Chucket.
Claire: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Kim Jong Putin April 21, 2021

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