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bum dingle

1.)Poop that gets stuck in the bum hairs in little round balls at the ends.

2.) A pice of shit annoying person that follows you around and seemingly clings to you.
1.)Sue diden't wipe well and now she has bum dingles.

2.) Ricky go away and stop being such a bum dingle.
by Ceassa September 23, 2004
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Bailout Bum

Someone who only has a job because of the government bailout. Usually someone doing construction or something similar on government owned property.
Phil: I wish they would stop redoing this street, it's the third time this year.
Ian: Yeah, all of these workers are bailout bums.
by Perfect Situation June 15, 2009
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Radiator Bumming

An act of pleasuring ones bum on a warm radiator while ingesting food stuffs of extraordinary proportions. This is often done during a break in work or at the stroke of midnight. Observers can often seem bemused and have to be treated for mild shock as the belly of the beast enacting this routine sends one in to a state of despair.
Why on earth is Radiator Bumming so good?

Answer: It is the only thing that understands my needs as a woman
by MrTimtimsta March 2, 2009
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Banter Bum

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant
"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"
by LT101 April 16, 2012
mugGet the Banter Bummug.

Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.
Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!
by mistercassidy May 7, 2020
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Fat bum

Someone with a fat bum will sit on you and squash the banana out of you
A fat bum is someone a girl named Allison might have or a Dorthy
by Chunky Man January 15, 2020
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bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin
Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.
by kshitty March 7, 2009
mugGet the bum dumplingmug.

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