May 23

Celebrate! It's May 23! Today is guacamole day! Eat some chips and guac or just pure avocado!

Yay!! Its May 23! Hand me that guac!

by sonik x bonik April 7, 2022

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May 13th

Drink plenty of water day. Please remember to stay hydrated every day, but especially today!

Yesterday I drank water because I was thirsty and hydration is important. Today I'm drinking water for those reasons but also because it's May 13th

by Freshlybakedsadness May 13, 2021

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May 17th

Show me dem titties now

Hey this girl showed me dem titties cos its May 17th

by Monke time May 17, 2021

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May 18th

national soapy titty pics day.

Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.

Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?

Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!

by Chadislav May 18, 2021

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May 30th

international break your arm day

did you hear about that international break your arm day? it’s may 30th this year! i heard they’re doing it to make the amount of broken arms and legs the same.

by lily470 May 20, 2021

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